catchymemes:

By: Jaemy Choong

misandryad:

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao
Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.

fixc:

*checks bag* OK it’s there
*closes bag*….
*2 seconds later* okay but is it REALLY there *checks b

meow-n-save:

djmarshmello:

does anyone else with intrusive thoughts do that weird dismissive head shake when they get them to kinda like.. reverse/reject the thought or is that just me

Gotta shake your brain like an etch-n-sketch and start over

zuge:

i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree

amargedom:

“Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.”

— Franz Kafka
(via minuty)